..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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