I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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