I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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