would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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