Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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