Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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