...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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