What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question