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  barbara walters just said penis...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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• (415): View more from California

  She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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• (315): View more from New York

  someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.

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• (858): View more from California

  No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.

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• (925): View more from California

  Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?

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  Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?

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• (936): View more from Texas

  but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend

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• (212): View more from New York

  I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.

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