Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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