I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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