I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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