More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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