All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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