Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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