I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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