Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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