So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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