I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Randomize
