Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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