Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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