it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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