Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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