I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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