Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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