eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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we're making bets on your personal life
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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