I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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