Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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