if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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