"it" just moved
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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