Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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