Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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