Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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