Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"