Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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