using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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