1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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