Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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