Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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