flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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