none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Text me some of your sweat
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