I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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