Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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