i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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