he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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