i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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