your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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