WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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