you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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