somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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