votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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