dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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