I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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