I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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