Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
kristin has been a bad kristin
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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