this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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