Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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