I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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