I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I love you.
Bad choice
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
